it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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