Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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