See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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