Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Non-Jews are for practice
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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