You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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