Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
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