You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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