I'm going to jail i love you
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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