oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
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