12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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