I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Pants are for mortals
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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