he looks like a really good dad on facebook
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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