Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
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