I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Randomize
