I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
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