in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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