Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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