i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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