ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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