Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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