I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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