Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Randomize
