More tranny stories later!
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
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