It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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