then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Randomize
