At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
I did not marry a roomba.
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