Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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