i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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