how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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