I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Randomize
