i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
God gave him joint rollers for hands
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Randomize
