I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
Randomize
