so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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