its not stalking. its research.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
Randomize