I can tuck mytits in my pants
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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