I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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