Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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