two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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