Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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