why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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