Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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