my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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