I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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