Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
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