Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
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