Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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