doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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