I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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