Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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