I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Is her dick bigger than yours?
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
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