how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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