If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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