Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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