i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
