the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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